SWEET AS SHUGGAR! ~ that is how it is pronounced and spelled in the south! ;)

My boys never cease to make me laugh...They often say the cutest things...I'll say to myself, I must write that down, but with such busy days I often forget to do so, only later to regret it...

So I'm gonna take the time to remember a couple of things...

So we are going over some homework last week and Drayke asked me something about how something did something(scientifically and for the life of me I can't remember what it was, see I should have written it down) anyway that is not the point...I answered him and have to admit I was quite satisfied with my answer because it was either right or I was selling that answer like a used-car salesman because it darn sure sounded right...Drayke looks at me very seriously and with a gasp, said, "Wow, Mom!You're really good at this science stuff...You're amazing and just know everything!" I literally stood up and took a bow...With a big bright smile I looked at him and said, "That son, is what you call a fine PUBLIK SKOOL EDUCATION! Just make sure to tell your Daddy all about that when he gets home!"

Did you know that I'm a gen-e-us! (And that's not a new species of dinos folks)...Oh yeah, I sure am...Porkchop said so...Even told my Mom which I gave him candy for later! Oh yeah...She laughed because it was so cute, but deep down, she knows it's true... ;)

Bet you know that we have a Guard Chi-la-la! Hmmmm....Yes sir re, we sure do...You want to keep them piggies...Don't come to my house...Bad boys bad boys...watcha gonna do...watcha gonna do when they come for you? Police won't give you no break! Our chi-la-la won't give you no break, no way!

Drayke: "Mom you used to smoke, right?" Me: "Yes, son, many years ago but Mommy was smart enough to quit!" Drayke: "Well that sure is nasty...Did you go to jail?" LMAO(you seriously have to watch your phone convo's...They're always around! AND LISTENING! O-M-G!

Oh and P.S. I have found in my 7 1/2 years of parenting that they don't always mind either...It doesn't matter what form of discipline you have in place and how smooth you think you are when it comes to running your children like a boot camp...Because at times, they pull out minds of their own and do what it is they wish to do...regardless...Punishment or not...Do it or bust a gut...For instance...I have crawled up our stairs not once...not twice...but three times tonight to find that Porkchop is once again out of bed...I have warned him and I have take his tv...Proud of my ability to step up to the disciplinarian plate I gloat my way back down the steps...Listen for a second or two...Only to hear peace and quiet...Get my butt back in its warm cozy spot that's engraved into my nice leather chair and HOLY HECK! It sounds like Ryan Seacreast and Ellen DeGenerous just showed up, up there in his room! At one point I think I heard Porkchop holla, "Hey Ellen, when is Bieber gonna get here?!" I'm at a loss here!

But @ the end of the day, I still love em! That's for darn sure!