Easter Sunday I took a flight down our porch steps...Yeah Mrs. Graceful in action...I was carrying a bike helmet out to put it in the car(should have put the thing on my head) and I started down the steps and both ankles gave out on me! I thought this didn't happen until my 80's! WRONG! Anyway I landed at the bottom and I know it sounded like a BOMB went off when that helmet hit! Luckily Scooby and Porkchop Rescue Services sprang into action...Scooby took command...He came out, assessed the situation, asked what hurt, and told me that I was going to be okay...He told Porkchop to standby and watch me while he ran in the house for some ice...He came out with a big bowl full of ice in a bowl of water(how cute!) and poured me a Sundrop so I wouldn't dehydrate...Now how cute is that...Porkchop did his part too...He sat right there beside me as instructed...They both rubbed my head too! I had never been so proud of those two in my life!!! Like Daddy...Like Sons!
I thought I'd slide in a pic or two of my new cankles! A HOT MESS I TELL YA!
Then today...I was going to pay a bill since my bank seems to wanna be offline(whatever that means) and won't let me use my ATM card if its over $200.00...Long story...Won't go there!!! I had to drive to freakin Utah to pay the dang thang but anyway...On my way back BAM! Whut did I do! BLEW A FRIGGIN TIRE! Like OMG really!!!
ONLY ME AND ONLY ON MY DAY OFF!
Oh, girl. What a crummy coupla' days. I hope the ol' ankle gets to feeling better soon!! Ouch! No fun to be limpjn' around! Let me know if I can help :-)
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